i feel like a giant
i eat gold
and have
a flying
pony
Nov 8, 2009
1:25am
What an online dating profile ought to be
Favorite Food: Milk-steak
Hobbies: Magnets
Likes: Ghouls
Dislikes: People’s knees
Nov 7, 2009
11:46am
“
He’s Evil Tracy!?! OHHHH. He’s evil comma Tracy. go on.
”
- Tracy Jordan, 30 rock. Or is it Tracy Morgan, IRL?
Nov 3, 2009
9:28pm
Newsies!
Daryl: “Mike. I’m very busy here.” (Daryl is playing Rubik’s Cube)
Michael: “Have you ever been in a gang?”
Daryl: (pretending to be serious) “I have.”
Michael: “I knew it.”
“Which one — the Crips or the Bloods?”
Daryl: “Both. And the Lap Kings. The Warriors. Newsies.”
Michael: “Wow.”
Nov 2, 2009
6:09pm
(via garfieldminusgarfield)
i think john needs some friends. or group therapy.
Nov 2, 2009
4:29pm
“
I’ve been drunk since 5th grade
”
- Anna
Nov 2, 2009
4:28pm
“
I hate that because then i’m all ‘oh cool. i’m drunk and i’m upside down. shit’
”
- Anna
Oct 31, 2009
11:53pm
“
Did USC buy their defense at WalMart? I mean child please.
”
- Text message from my Dad
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