i feel like a giant

Look at this Illuminati shit up in here!

also: Kanye in a long shirt over leggings. Sorority girls should stop trying; they can’t top that shit.

thedavidmurray:

animalstalkinginallcaps:

COME ON. HONESTLY? YOU DIDN’T LIKE THE WIRE?

YOU’RE PUTTING ME IN A TOUGH SPOT HERE. 

IF YOU’RE LYING YOU’RE DOING A REALLY GOOD JOB, PLUS YOU’RE A WEIRD DICK AND I DON’T KNOW IF I’LL EVER TRUST YOU AGAIN. OF COURSE, IF YOU’RE NOT LYING, THIS FRIENDSHIP IS OVER ANYWAY.

CATHERINE THIS HORNED FROG IS LOOKING AT YOU

UM. I THINK YOU MEAN ANNA? DAVID, THIS HORNED FROG IS LOOKING AT YOU!

Dean Pelton: Dean-a-ling-a-ling! I was just heading to judge our belated carnival when I heard you guys having a tiff! What’s the rumpus?

Jeff: We were debating how many times per year a man can drop in a study room in a dumb costume with irrelevant news.

(via communitythings)

Fingers crossed google keeps using this new font! It’s so professional and easy on the eyes!!

that guy’s a goner 

thedailywhat:

Guaranteed Tearjerker of the Day: If it takes forever I will wait for you / For a thousand summers I will wait for you / Till you’re here beside me, till I’m touching you / And forevermore sharing your love.

[bwe.]

IT’S THAT FUCKING FUTURAMA EPISODE ALL OVER AGAIN!

(via annamurray)

annamurray:

this too.

oh.my.god. i took this picture and it’s still amazing to look at.