i feel like a giant

"What if fetal alcohol syndrome made your baby a cat?"

Sat, 02 Jan 2010 23:03:04 -0800

“What if fetal alcohol syndrome made your baby a cat?”

- Anna

"When does your liver develop? i mean that whole not drinking while pregnant..."

Sat, 02 Jan 2010 22:30:14 -0800

“When does your liver develop? i mean that whole not drinking while pregnant thing…doesn’t your baby have a liver too? or doesn’t your liver clean it out before it gets to the baby?”

- Anna. She raises some interesting questions that the doctors ought to start answering.

garfieldminusgarfield: Don’t just dream about it, buy it:...

Mon, 21 Dec 2009 19:57:47 -0800

garfieldminusgarfield:

Don’t just dream about it, buy it: Garfield minus Garfield the book.

i think anna needs to take this into consideration…

In the second hour, Georgie showed off his Solemn Medical Report...

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 15:34:29 -0800

In the second hour, Georgie showed off his Solemn Medical Report chops by taking us on a trip to the future, where we previewed what he’ll look like after 10 years of hosting GMA’s Summer Concert Series and dealing with Sam Champion’s bad puns!
Oh, wait, no, that’s just Dr. Mehmet Oz, sharing a feel-good story about how most heart attacks deaths happen around Christmas.
They’re cousins, identical cousins!

i’m pretty sure the people outside could hear me cackling about this picture.

annamurray: Happy 3rd night of Hanukkah everybody!! funniest...

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 17:42:42 -0800

annamurray:

Happy 3rd night of Hanukkah everybody!!

funniest inappropriate picture i’ve seen all week.

"i mean, all books would be good, but books with pictures. i like books with pictures"

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 16:11:44 -0800

“i mean, all books would be good, but books with pictures. i like books with pictures”

- David. He might be illiterate…

annamurray: inothernews: Don’t look so fucking happy to be...

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 00:19:47 -0800

annamurray:

inothernews:

Don’t look so fucking happy to be there, Mr. Jon Bon fucking Jovi.

i’ll bet jon bovi was heckling them and shouting that they were ‘all the way there’ and that they are ‘going up, in a glaze of blory’. damn jon bovi. messing with people’s heads like that.

DOES. NOT. GET. OLD. meowwwwwwwwww.

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 16:15:05 -0800

DOES. NOT. GET. OLD.

meowwwwwwwwww.

fuckyeahbabyanimals: F YEAH unlikely animal friends! Click...

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 15:01:05 -0800

fuckyeahbabyanimals:

F YEAH unlikely animal friends! Click through for more.

see?

though in this case, i hope the tiger isn’t moments away from eating the piglet…

fuckyeahbabyanimals: A male boxer became a surrogate mother to...

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 15:00:29 -0800

fuckyeahbabyanimals:

A male boxer became a surrogate mother to an abandoned baby goat. The bond between the two animals started after the dog’s owner began hand rearing the little baby goat.

They became best friends. The dog sleeps with the little goat, licks her clean, and protects her from any dangers at Pennywell Farm wildlife centre at Buckfastleigh, near Totnes, Devon, UK.

nothing gets me like inter-species friendship!

fuckyeahtheboss: trueheart: Johnny Cash - “I’m On Fire” (Bruce...

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 07:22:20 -0800

fuckyeahtheboss:

trueheart:

Johnny Cash - “I’m On Fire” (Bruce Springsteen Cover)

J-cash.

reminds me of this

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 01:27:41 -0800

reminds me of this

annamurray: candide: (via aristobrat) ha lady gaga math

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 02:23:14 -0800

annamurray:

candide:

(via aristobrat)

ha

lady gaga math

The Five Stages of Gaga

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 12:41:46 -0800

annamurray:

thismightsuck:

saafz:

Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Let Gaga Be Great

1. Denial- This isn’t happening. She’s not real. “Just Dance” has to be a forgery. She has to be sampling. Oh, I know, this is a cover. No? It’s all her? She writes her own songs? Plays the piano? Actually sings? I refuse to believe this. Believing this would mean believing some girl in her early twenties isn’t your run-of-the-mill Piano Princess, and understands the dynamics of pop music well enough to compose an iconic first hit.

2. Bargaining - In addition to “Just Dance,” I’m just going to like “Papparazzi,” but that’s it! I refuse to be a predictable consumer of pop music. I refuse to like all of her radio singles. There’s no denying the girl is good, but she’s not that good. Wait. Her part in Wale’s “Chillin” is pretty decent. “Poker Face” is growing on me. Okay, pop music puppeteers, I’ll like “Chillin” in exchange for liking “Poker Face,” but I refuse to submit to the rest of Gaga. Never.

3. Contempt - I’m beginning to think this bitch killed Michael Jackson…and look at her…standing up for civil rights, and stuff, who does she think she is? How uppity. Does she think she’s, like, important? Well, she’s not. She’s still just a Pop Princess. She still makes soulless pop music that will mean nothing in a couple of years. She’s not great.

4. Acceptance - Lady Gaga is alright. Not a fan or a hater, just an observer- an observer that’s very doubtful of whether she’ll ever produce anything better, or as good as her debut.

5. Obsession - FAME MONSTER leaks. Holy shit. I think the Universe’s water just broke. Birth of a motherfucking icon. I love this woman. I want to be this woman. I want to go to war for this woman. I want to buy her merchandise, and wait up at ungodly hours of the night to see her perform. There is nothing holy in this world, or as sacred as Gaga. Oh hey, shrine. So I have a shrine in my closet of Lady Gaga? This woman is amazing. I’m going to liveblog my reactions to everything she ever does. I want to meet her. I wonder if she has a secret tumblr I don’t know about.

i think catherine murray could relate!!

yes.

D.E.N.N.I.S.

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 10:19:00 -0800

Demonstrate value
Engage physically
Nurture dependence
Neglect emotionally
Inspire hope
Separate entirely

apparently ‘d.e.n.n.i.s. system’ is the 91st most searched thing on google today. google tells me that makes it the ‘new hotness’.

fuckyeahtheboss: dirtywordsonadirtywall: the boss’ powerslide...

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 21:46:00 -0800

fuckyeahtheboss:

dirtywordsonadirtywall:

the boss’ powerslide turned complete genital consumption. because who doesn’t need to be reminded of this every now and then?

there used to be a website ‘www.bosscocked.com’ and then it was this clip plus a screen that flashed ‘you’ve been bosscocked’ on repeat. what an awesome website.

fuckyeahtheboss: A very rare live performance of “Living...

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 01:58:23 -0800

fuckyeahtheboss:

A very rare live performance of “Living Proof”, Milwaukee, November 15 2009

“The show’s big shocker and tour premiere was “Living Proof” to open the encore set, played at the request of a sign from a new father. The sign had a pic of the two-week-old baby wearing a onesie that read “Future Boss Fan” — Bruce remarked that he hoped he wasn’t dead before the baby was old enough to see him. Showing the sign to the band brought on full panic mode — they looked terrified (“The band is panicking right now!”). After some discussion (“The bridge is the only tricky part”) and debate (“I could do it alone…”) they managed to get the song going with Bruce directing Max after the initial intro bore no resemblance to the album version (“Just the foot… on the four”). Bruce and Charlie directed the band as they felt their way through the song, and damned if they didn’t make it work.” (video via marathonsmusiclife; text via backstreets.com)

one more example of bruce springsteen and the e-street band being fucking legends. when when they don’t know the song it doesn’t stop them.

"Dennis: She’s in a little bit of a mood because a cat got stuck in the wall. Charlie: Cat in the..."

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 18:55:00 -0800

“Dennis: She’s in a little bit of a mood because a cat got stuck in the wall.
Charlie: Cat in the wall, eh? Ok, now you’re talking my language. I know this game. Alright catch me up to speed here, what do we got?
Dee: Well, come on, you’re putting Cheeto fingers all over the wall.
Charlie: Alright, let’s focus Dee, what’s the point of entry here?
Dee: That’s the thing Charlie, I’ve been looking all around this goddamn place, I can’t find one.
Charlie: Alright, I’ve seen this before, you know what happened? I bet it flattened itself out, went right through a seam in your wall.
Dee: I don’t think there’s anything in the laws of nature that would support that.
Charlie: Cats do not abide by the laws of nature alright, you don’t know shit about cats.”

- Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia 5.09 - “Mac and Dennis Break Up” (submitted by barnumyay) (via fuckyeahalwayssunny)

the problem with this being typed out is you don’t get any of the inflections charlie has when he speaks. though, it doesn’t take away from how funny he is.

thedailywhat: Natural Mindfuck of the Day: Water droplets...

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 13:43:16 -0800

thedailywhat:

Natural Mindfuck of the Day: Water droplets interacting with water, filmed at 2,000 frames per second.

Kiss your brain goodbye.

[via.]

science is cool kids!

What an online dating profile ought to be

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 01:25:27 -0800

Favorite Food: Milk-steak
Hobbies: Magnets
Likes: Ghouls
Dislikes: People’s knees